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Historical incidentsCASE #1347
Fictional evidence photo of a route drawn directly toward an iceberg
Exhibit A · Totally real evidence
The Titanic's route was 'basically the same route,' according to Jacob.
20699 days agoEvidence: Iceberg-shaped
Historical incidentsCASE #1346
Fictional evidence photo of a miniature dinosaur incident scene
Exhibit B · Totally real evidence
The dinosaurs were doing fine until Jacob said, 'What's the worst that could happen?'
20699 days agoEvidence: Fossilized
Historical incidentsCASE #1345
Fictional evidence photo of a wooden horse inside an open city gate
Exhibit C · Totally real evidence
Jacob left the gate open. Troy has declined to comment.
20699 days agoEvidence: Horse-related